So you want to be featured on Sass & Balderdash…

mugIf you think you have what it takes to be a Guest Blogger on Sass & Balderdash, please feel free to reach out to me at katie@sassandbalderdash.com. I’d love to hear your ideas!
(…Besides, anything you have to say is probably better than anything I’ve got, and so you’ll really just be making me look good. Thanks!)

Please do not reach out to do a guest post if your topic includes any of the following:

  • puppy genocide
  • umbrella twirling
  • hot air balloons
  • Mini Coopers
  • Will Ferrell
  • hatred of cheesecake or broccoli
  • hand sanitizer
  • desertification
  • celery
  • anything Jennifer Aniston
  • pogo sticks
  • extinct birds such as the dodo
  • mops
  • the merits of blue cheese
  • Subway, Jimmy John’s, or any other sub place that smells like puke
  • the color brown

If you had a burning desire to write about any of the above, I apologize, but it will not be chosen to be featured here on Sass & Balderdash. We do have some standards here. Also, note that in sending me a completed guest post, I reserve the right to correct any and all egregious spelling, grammar, or usage errors that will not affect the content of your writing. I have OCD. I’m not sorry.

Thanks for your interest!

30 thoughts on “Guest Blogging

  1. Most disappointing as I had a HILARIOUS story about a time I was mopping vomit from the floor at a Subway (clearly the Mini Cooper driving puker had some blue cheese crumbles on something that i think may have been a celery stick) when my manager and I got into an argument about what would be uglier, dead puppies or babies bred from WIll Ferrell and Jennifer Aniston. I’ll keep thinking, if you’ll have me.

    1. You know what, despite my reservations, if you write that story, I would love to throw it up here as a Guest Post. I’m very intrigued about the twists and turns.

      Even if not, I’d love to have you either way!

      1. I sent you something that I just pulled out of my rear end. INot sure if it fits your blog or what you were looking for, so feel free to trash it, I don’t offend easily.

  2. Pick me, Pick me! I don’t know what I will write about, but I promise to be nice…and bitter. What do you say, should I start in the morning? Or do I need to go through 2 more interviews?

    1. Yeah, um, I’ll call you next week…

      Just kidding. I’d love for you to bring your bitter blogging to Sass & Balderdash! April, May, June, July, August, September, October, November, December, January, and February are all available right now. I feel like I’m assigning you guys months for some sexy People of Sass & Balderdash calendar.

      Now there’s an idea…

      1. I’ll take May, if it is available, but I can’t promise that my blog will still be in business then. The writer over here is getting a little demanding…

    1. HA! …I think I mean actual pogo sticks. Yes. Wait. Yes, actual pogo sticks.

      When have I ever been known to use a code for penis, anyway, hm? πŸ˜‰

  3. Okay Katie. I have noted the guidelines: none of the above topics, spelling, grammar and syntax or correct usage. I am excited to give it a try and I promise I won’t get upset if I don’t make it. It tells me I have to try a little bit harder and give a little bit more.

    1. I’d love for you to write a Guest Post! You always something interesting to say. April, May, June, July, August, September, October, November, December, January, and February are all available! πŸ˜‰

    1. Seriously, how awful is brown? I have to see it everyday I look in the mirror, sadly.
      And no, ESPECIALLY not when it’s about dancing in the rain.

  4. I love reading Don of all Trades and Ben’s Bitter Blog! I cannot wait to hear what they have to say. So glad you’re featuring them. If you’ve still got some space available, please let me know. I’d love to be in the running for a spot.

    1. Why, I’d love to have you! Maybe I’ll start doing two a month… I have two other people that expressed an interest ahead of you… I had no idea there’d be such a demand! I need to set up a calendar or something.

      1. I’m so excited! Let me know when I’m on deck. I can’t wait! Thanks for the opportunity!

      2. You’re very welcome! I’ll figure something out. I might do a post about it later this week so we can figure out a specific calendar.

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